REALLY BAD FANFICTION

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REALLY BAD FANFICTION

Post by masterjosh140 » Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:54 am

Gimme links to your worst Fanfictions >:3 Gorey, nauseating, disturbing...WTF fanfics! Anything with ponies...as long as it made you Physically exclaim "WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-"

inb4 Cupcakes, rainbow factory, Sweet apple massacre...I already read them all >.> I need worse ones:..

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Re: REALLY BAD FANFICTION

Post by Darkly Gear » Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:42 pm

Can I post a little something that I wrote? I was planning on doing a little FOE story of my own but I went too grimderp too early. But I did enjoy writing it and from the responses I got some people enjoyed reading it. It's really short, about a 4.4k word count. It was supposed to be a story told from the eyes of a secondary character from when they meet the main character.
You schooled 'em like a bunch of frost-bitten, flat-footed, molasses-eating, lead-pants-wearing, cross-eyed glacier-trolls riding slabs of plywood with sandpaper on the bottom!!! ... And we won some shiny stuff, too.

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Re: REALLY BAD FANFICTION

Post by masterjosh140 » Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:08 pm

Hmmm -.- sure! :P as long as it can make me squirm....it CAN make me squirm right?? Or at least get mad?

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Re: REALLY BAD FANFICTION

Post by Winji » Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:43 am

http://www.fimfiction.net/index.php?vie ... &user=7266
The credits for finding this goes to Simon Bowes (Aka Mach Speed)
They are clopfics and they WILL make you go "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?" but they will also make you laugh so bloody hard that you have hard time breathing.
"Californian kids all go to the nearest forest to school and their worst schoolyard bullies are motherf***ing grizzlies!!"

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Re: REALLY BAD FANFICTION

Post by sirhcx » Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:40 pm

Winji wrote:http://www.fimfiction.net/index.php?vie ... &user=7266
The credits for finding this goes to Simon Bowes (Aka Mach Speed)
They are clopfics and they WILL make you go "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?" but they will also make you laugh so bloody hard that you have hard time breathing.
Olli...

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

..that is all.

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Re: REALLY BAD FANFICTION

Post by Pinkie Pie » Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:52 pm

in my opinion if it makes me squirm, feel disgusted, angry, or disturbed, which was intended by the author and was grammatically correct/readable, it did its job. i then cant consider it a "bad" fic.

maybe not tasteful or pleasant.

p.s. can some one prof read my post i cant make it sound right. lol :fluttershysad:

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Re: REALLY BAD FANFICTION

Post by Wisdom Thumbs » Sat Sep 01, 2012 5:37 pm

One word:

Spiderses.

Link: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/08/s ... erses.html

Some of you have probably already read it. Doesn't matter. Read it again. It's one of the greatest worst fanfictions of all time.

As for something you may not have heard of, try "The Taming of the Guards" on Fanfiction.net. I read it on a dare, and it made me feel uncomfortable, horrified, and disgusted in turn. I wish to this day that I'd just chickened out and hit ALT+F4. I'd fetch a link... but FF.net scares me.
"Gee Calamity, you won't fight your brother, but you'll steal everything out of his Flying Fortress that isn't nailed down?"

"Colonel Autumn, we have a problem. Somepony has stolen... the aft quarter of the ship."

"CALAAAAMMMIITTTYYYYYY!!!" - preserving this quote until such time as its owner can be found

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Re: REALLY BAD FANFICTION

Post by Darkly Gear » Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:47 pm

masterjosh140 wrote:Hmmm -.- sure! :P as long as it can make me squirm....it CAN make me squirm right?? Or at least get mad?
maybe not squirm but definitely throw in the trash after a really strong expression... whatever it may be.
You schooled 'em like a bunch of frost-bitten, flat-footed, molasses-eating, lead-pants-wearing, cross-eyed glacier-trolls riding slabs of plywood with sandpaper on the bottom!!! ... And we won some shiny stuff, too.

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Re: REALLY BAD FANFICTION

Post by Darkly Gear » Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:50 pm

Here you go. Feel free to hate and love, doesn't matter to me.
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You schooled 'em like a bunch of frost-bitten, flat-footed, molasses-eating, lead-pants-wearing, cross-eyed glacier-trolls riding slabs of plywood with sandpaper on the bottom!!! ... And we won some shiny stuff, too.

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Re: REALLY BAD FANFICTION

Post by Kipper » Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:46 pm

Chapter eight of my own story.

...while the characters themselves would elude you if you were to just pick it up at chapter eight, what happens in that chapter has been known to make people wonder what the fuck was going through my head at the time of writing it.
Though I personally think I did a good job since every one of my readers say I did when I ask them about it, that it did it's job and scored the reaction I was looking to get.
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FOE: Broken Bonds

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